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Bitch Demotivational Poster


BITCH SLAP - And you too could own this look of satisfaction.


TAGS: bitch slap
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by pudgyturtle25

bassman007 - March 11, 2011, 7:06 pm
I so wanted to do that to her when she was on Buck Rogers
BLASPHAMY - November 5, 2009, 1:43 am
FUCK YES
OH YEAH! - August 14, 2008, 7:26 pm
5 STARS...


DUMB BITCH - Last time she ever makes me a sandwich with beef when I asked for ham


TAGS: bitch domestic abuse
Rating: 1.91/5

More motifakes by Anus Ripper

supercheez - May 10, 2009, 2:18 am
FAIL.
DotDotDot - February 3, 2009, 11:33 am
O_o The srsns in this comments section is suffocating me. Just because his/her sense of humor is not your own doesn't mean... oh shit is that a handmade robot zombie ninja pirate model? *wanders off*
Sean - October 17, 2008, 5:24 pm
* just so snot-nosed ...
Sean - October 17, 2008, 5:23 pm
-- that. Shocking others for kicks is just snot-nosed so grade nine boy, isn't it?
Sean - October 17, 2008, 5:22 pm
As much as I hate these posters, does it hurt us to be reminded that sick fucks like the guy who posted this exist? We ignore their putrid kind at our own peril. And he can't even come up with an original sick joke to type. Like anyone's surprised by t
Nobody - October 17, 2008, 5:09 pm
*like these are* Damn, I set myself up for that one.
Nobody - October 17, 2008, 5:08 pm
Why do people think pictures like this is actually funny?


BITCH, PLEASE... - Those Pokeballs with THAT hat?




DARKNESS - What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP


TAGS: i m rick james bitch
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

Schultz1 - April 6, 2012, 12:12 am
A day in the life of Lil' John.
Krissie - March 9, 2010, 10:22 pm
wait...Isn't that Dave Chappelle?
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 6:39 pm
Five bitchy Lions! Well played Charlie Murphy!


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TAGS: gangsta ballin outta control bitchhhhh
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by Porcelina

agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:22 am
(and rheumatoid arthritis)
faulty switch - September 5, 2009, 12:14 am
this is funny. my friend that immigrated from iraq could tare this "gangsta" up. hes taken more gun fire than this kid has taken in his video games. just a chump with 17 dollars.
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:27 pm
Y'all just don't know how hard it is to make bank yo, when da food court iz crips territory.
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 7:25 pm
You could call it that, it's obvious copypasta
MO - July 27, 2009, 7:18 pm
I'm going with sarcasm then. wut wut!!
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 7:13 pm
ah, i didn't know it was on here already. should have checked.
MO - July 27, 2009, 7:11 pm
*copypasta........WTF? Now I'm confused. I thought you were one of the good girls.....? Sarcasm... hopefully?


TATTOOS - That's right this baby is more of a badass then you will ever be.




JEW - JITSU - KickAss Kosher Not Spelled.


TAGS: jew kosher ninja bitch
Rating: 2.79/5


CHIRP - Bitch!


TAGS: bird chirp bitch
Rating: 3/5
Produceman117 - March 1, 2010, 9:08 am
I actually like this! Wish I know who made it though...


SPIDER BABIES -


TAGS: spiders bitches which do you fear more housewife home maker they will f ck you up
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

thatonechick - June 26, 2010, 11:59 am
Oh my fucking god. jdkslagjdaskojfdopjfiasdjfdks!!!! I'm scared...
Densaku - February 4, 2010, 7:57 am
Aaaaaaah... So cuuute...Until they start to eat each other.
Zed - October 30, 2009, 5:54 pm
Eh, I'm an arachnophile. I used to own a tarantula and three wolf spiders when I was a kid.
LD0ne - October 30, 2009, 4:36 pm
u know a lot about spiders zed..
Zed - October 20, 2009, 4:07 pm
These are Aussie Huntsman spiders. Scary looking, but harmless. The ones you need to worry about are the Syndney Trapdoor spider, the Black Wishbone Spider, and the Australian Redback Spider. Those're frikking deadly!
_Ally - October 20, 2009, 11:21 am
Someone's house or not. If you got spiders in there that long to nest you need to burn it down. I hate spiders and I would flamethrower the place then use the rocket launcher just to be sure they were dead.
Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 12:42 am
Gentlemen, we're forgetting about collateral damage. This is somebody's house!...o, well. Noone I know. Let's just torch the place.
tombofray - October 19, 2009, 10:59 pm
but a rocket launcher might just spray them everywhere...personaly i agree with flamethrower
Ice Wolf Ninja - October 19, 2009, 10:52 pm
A rocket launcher would be better! I fuckin' HATE spiders. Besides that picture was probably taken in Australia. They have spiders that are the size of Goddamn plates!!!
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:55 pm
Agreed
Clos - October 19, 2009, 9:47 pm
It might be overkill...but a flamethrower would be nice
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:22 pm
Seriously! Ah, I hate spiders. I'm going to cringe every time i look at this.
Bob D. Sailor - October 19, 2009, 8:57 pm
Screw bricks, cinder blocks shall be shat upon seeing this.


MEOW - Bitch




M I S E R Y - God's way of letting you know you are on the right track.


TAGS: misery pain life isa bitch
Rating: 4.06/5

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agdaniele - November 18, 2010, 9:25 pm
Beautiful.


STUPID BITCH -




BITCH, PLEASE! - A real man can tame even the wildest pussy. Tell 'em, Tarzan!


TAGS: jungle fever spike lee tarzan jane bitches be crazy
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

brianjayy - February 11, 2011, 7:33 pm
I don't recall Stallone doing Tarzan... :)
Derek - May 20, 2010, 7:42 pm
That tiger won't be straying into Africa again.


FETISHES - My ex-girlfriend had a strange fetish. She would dress like a bitch and act like one. 24 hours a day.




BOB - He has bitch tits




FATTIES - DRIVING WITH REAL GEAR -


TAGS: lol roflmao fat chubby moped scooter traffic manga lol anime piece of shit turd chicks love it oh god no ur reading my tags you lame ass bitch 4chan 4ever
Rating: 1.63/5

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SD-619-II - October 22, 2009, 2:18 pm
They see me rollin'...


LOVE TO HATE YOU -




IT'S FRIDAY - Let's party bitches !


TAGS: jesus satan friday party bitches
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Budog

maoworks2 - March 30, 2012, 12:16 pm
Friday After Work 64 Vodka And Take Out Party!
GaryO - March 30, 2012, 9:41 am
n-i-c-e TJIF!


WALKER TEXAS WHO? - Bow down to Bruce!




PMS -




COLD HEARTED BITCH - At least my beer always left me satisfied


TAGS: cokd hearted bitch left satisfied
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Budog

shadow87 - December 19, 2011, 11:23 am
Is there need to say anything else? I think not :-D
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 12:09 pm
beautiful!


FACTS - Wife's a bitch - then you die


TAGS: bitch
Rating: 2.57/5

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RONALD MCDONALD - You want fries with that bitch?




Magic -


TAGS: magic bitch witch women feminism
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 3:53 pm
Wow. Why did it ** out screen s h o t? The profanity filters here are absolutely ***** with ***** and a **** in **** and they should go **** themselves with a ***** ***** **** ****** ** ** **** **** ******* and that's why the government kills people.
nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 3:51 pm
Am I supposed to know who she is? It would have been a better point if you had taken a particularly unflattering screenshot of Anita Sarkeesian.
mizzdizz - August 25, 2015, 1:36 am
WOOF!!!! I'm canine. I can't replace a monkey. Wrong species! LOL!
JesusWept - August 24, 2015, 3:58 pm
Try it on your computer ;) Thanks for the vote.
MissPriss - August 24, 2015, 3:37 pm
Jesus, you of all here should know...I've been practicing that for well over 5L decades.
MissPriss - August 24, 2015, 3:35 pm
Gone for a bit and look who they fill my position with...you bytch!
mizzdizz - August 22, 2015, 10:40 pm
LOL, JW!
JesusWept - August 22, 2015, 10:06 am
Thanks, oh Great One ;)
mizzdizz - August 22, 2015, 2:30 am
LOL!....and I am its Master! (eeeeevil laugh) 5 LOL lions!


LIFE - YUP And Then You Die




DOES ALBERT WESKER - need to choke a bitch?




NAILED IT -


TAGS: women power tools nag bitch
Rating: 4.58/5

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pzykosiz - December 21, 2010, 5:23 am
bahahahahahaha. 5 disemboweling's
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 5:49 pm
I thinks it works the way it is...But I'm a little bitter cuz Mrs. Mooooo just woke me up looking for a ride home. 5 dismembered wives.
Reality Lord - December 20, 2010, 5:06 pm

artistic license FP. "cut" not "cute" as in lean and mean. 5L and nah nah nah nah boo boo to the speeling nazi's. (lol)
Faceplant31 - December 20, 2010, 4:20 pm
Thanks Mr M, i realized that after i checked it twice and found another error on it. O well that is my signature.
SunnyDay - December 20, 2010, 3:17 pm
brilliant indeed 5L
motinet - December 20, 2010, 2:00 pm

"cut as possible" ?
Sho - December 20, 2010, 11:34 am
Lol brilliant.


THIS JUST IN -




Yaoi -


TAGS: crazy bitch
Rating: 3.34/5

More motifakes by Shang-Po

Jingoro - December 20, 2009, 3:49 pm
Apparently Nessy has had enough of listening to teenage girls babble about girly men and gay cartoon fantasies. It looks like he’s fixing to go all water-horse on her ass.
ajli - October 10, 2009, 1:12 am
holy s**t i think that is nessy back there titus XD
irken20 - January 15, 2009, 7:23 pm
anyone else feel the urge to push her off?
Titus Pullo - January 1, 2009, 11:01 pm
Holy Crap! Is that the Loch Ness Monster behind her?!


DEM BITCHES GO CRAZY - For My Comb-Over




FAT BITCHES - This is what happens when they sit on the bed too fast...


TAGS: fat bitches
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by Nomad

Nobody - October 20, 2008, 7:38 pm
Second time is a charm, it appears.
First - September 30, 2008, 2:32 am
time i have ever seen a tunnel fix a dumb de-motivational
S.lo - August 11, 2008, 6:50 pm
yeah, now this picture makes sense ;)
aPauling - August 11, 2008, 1:20 pm
Good post! A tunnel with something substantial to add.


CASTRATION -




BITCHES - Your bike is one of them too




SORRY PARIS - But the dog is my bitch now !


TAGS: sorry paris dog my bitch
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Budog

mariand - September 5, 2011, 3:19 pm
LOL...dude, if you'll get 1L on this, then is from pari5


SIXTH SENSE -


TAGS: bitch is gonna kill me
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by GaryO

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 11:12 pm
LOL! XD
GaryO - June 9, 2012, 7:43 am
Yeah, right. In no way can I keep pace with you, Mr Ug, you profound twitchy avatar’d posterholic..and I so enjoy it all.
ughomer - June 9, 2012, 7:19 am
Go, Gary; go Gary; go GaryO !!
GaryO - June 9, 2012, 6:48 am
Hey thanx, cynic. I know that pooch’s thought pattern. My grade school teacher, Mrs Wadsworth, looked like that ol’ gal, and drove like a bat outta hell. I rode shotgun….once. Turned me into a cherub the rest of the year.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 1:59 am
LOL! It’s bad enough the driver is a woman, but she’s also old! 5 toe-curling lions!
GaryO - June 8, 2012, 7:04 pm
Thanx Guys
spacedog - June 8, 2012, 5:58 pm
LOL
mariand - June 8, 2012, 5:04 pm
nice one, Gary...hilarious


MOTHERS - They are the best role models a little girl can have.




POTS - Calling Kettles Black




FEMALES -


TAGS: girl bitch chick female glasses
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by giulio

LogicDude - December 17, 2008, 2:09 pm
So to phrase that in a rather crass way: "Their cunts runneth over"
LogicDude - December 17, 2008, 2:08 pm
I don't see why...if they can bleed like they do every month and not die then they must have an ample supply!
Elder God Douchebag - December 17, 2008, 1:09 pm
Hey, here's a fun idea, Tony. Go get shot. Then we won't have to deal with you anymore.
Tony USAF - December 17, 2008, 12:52 pm
Seems like men's balls have dropped off all over the world... Letting a woman take your self respect? Ouch...
Divorcee - December 4, 2008, 4:32 pm
Your Blood, Your Children, Your Money, Your Soul, Your House, Your Car, Your Self Respect, Your Life Essence, Your Complete Destruction etc, etc, etc.
Elwood - December 4, 2008, 9:35 am
I wouldn't ask her for a blowjob, if I were you.
Shtoink - September 29, 2008, 1:54 am
you forgot money too wit... and your soul slowly but surely
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 29, 2008, 12:30 am
If by "females" you mean my wife, and if by "blood" you mean helping out around the house and mowing the lawn every week, then yes.


screwed over -




PITIFUL -




NO SEX, NO BJ'S, NO MASTERBATION. - And I better not catch you on Motifake again.


TAGS: bitch needs to die
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Bovee

agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 7:09 pm
Nicely done. Get a new girl.
phydeaux - February 9, 2010, 8:46 pm
5L....but were you listening to Mrs. P and I last night?!?!
rerun - February 9, 2010, 5:33 pm

speaking of photo shop, I wonder whatever happenet to photochopped site Mr. M set up.
spacedog - February 9, 2010, 5:26 pm
Excellent Bovee, 5Ls.
Bovee - February 9, 2010, 3:26 pm
Someone is going to photo shop that as a picture now and i will give it 5L's
rerun - February 9, 2010, 3:25 pm

Well, when I find her I may tell you about it
GreyScorpion - February 9, 2010, 3:14 pm
nice deal if you can get it ReRun, I just wouldn't let her husband find out about it though ;)
Bovee - February 9, 2010, 3:12 pm
Thanks guys it means a lot when the guys who's posters you love like yours. @Rerun that would work for me.
rerun - February 9, 2010, 2:56 pm

how about a wife who will give you a BJ while you are on Motifake just so she doesn't have to have actual intercourse?
Airman - February 9, 2010, 2:49 pm
I'd laugh if it wasn't so true
ronsart - February 9, 2010, 1:44 pm
LOL...5L
GreyScorpion - February 9, 2010, 1:04 pm
the best posters come from personal experience, right Bovee?...5L


DON'T YOU DARE - ever make a sequel!


TAGS: watchmen sequel rumors batman bitch slap comics superheroes
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Zagato - March 29, 2010, 10:03 pm
no sir, because batman will pimp smack it in the face.
Kainim - February 15, 2010, 10:31 am
because batman will smack it in the face?


BAD GIRLS - Big Girls don't cry they get even




DEM BITCHES GO CRAZY - For My Lawnmower




MOTHER NATURE -




WHOA...HERE SHE COMES - Watch out boy she'll chew you up!


TAGS: bitch
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

LD0ne - September 10, 2009, 4:32 pm
Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom
Wolfie - April 8, 2009, 1:58 pm
This is karma for all the hentai schoolgirl rape on the web
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 11:20 am
*gulp!* Not exactly what I meant...but hey, I am due for a prostate check.
Vanner - April 8, 2009, 11:06 am
Yeah, she could probably use that arm as a strap-on on you....
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 9:05 am
Or at least anal.
The White Ranger - April 7, 2009, 7:27 pm
I'd still try and get oral from her.


SOMEONE - Seems out of place here, and it's not the guy.


TAGS: fat whale bitch cunt fatass girl bikini
Rating: 1.79/5

More motifakes by VinceVicious

suenero - September 27, 2010, 11:13 am
She may be a little "fattie" but it looks like she has the biggest boobs. I wouldn't throw her out of bed.
forseti - September 27, 2010, 11:10 am
the girl on the right is probably the "fattie". just another little kid not knowing how a real woman should look like. pretty overrated IMO. 1L
Benlulz - September 27, 2010, 10:38 am
Sorry, don't get it.. 1 L
Krissie - April 6, 2010, 11:55 pm
uhhh...what?
culos - February 12, 2010, 7:25 am
Must be the pink elephant on the beach in the background....
DreMagnum - February 10, 2010, 7:40 pm
is he trying to call the pale girl fat?
MrBlack - February 10, 2010, 7:17 pm
I got nothin
Bovee - February 10, 2010, 5:32 pm
I just dont see it.
Kickster - December 10, 2009, 8:20 am
Don't get it.
fukker - May 11, 2009, 2:00 am
i bet she would be the first one to take it in the pooper though. god bless her little cotton socks haha


COUPLE FAILING - They're Doing it pretty well.


TAGS: fail funny fat bitch red head redhead ugly
Rating: 1.46/5

More motifakes by Mark

LOLOLOLOL - September 4, 2008, 9:24 pm
If you meant it You EPIK FAILED!!!
Shocked Man! - September 4, 2008, 9:18 pm
Are you saying riderparkour that you would prefer to look at amazon woman there than that beautiful classic?!? I am sorry but I have got some bad news for you, it would appear you are into the more 'manly' looking woman and may later find out that you are
riderparkour - September 4, 2008, 9:12 pm
if you noticed the car...i have bad news for you
Skankerboy - September 3, 2008, 8:19 pm
Gay Test if you didn't notice the car...
aPauling - September 2, 2008, 12:59 pm
I can't decide if each is too good for the other, or not good enough for the other. All I know is that they shouldn't procreate together.
Mustang - September 1, 2008, 11:09 pm
I'd fail for that ride any day...
killersheep - August 31, 2008, 8:18 am
don't be jealous just casue he got a date.


GETTING OLD - THE FATE OF ALL GREYBEARDS -


TAGS: aging it s a bitch
Rating: 4.73/5

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BORDER PATROL -




#100---SUCCESS (CESAR MILLAN) -




KILL BILL -


TAGS: bill bitch
Rating: 3/5

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LOLOLOL - April 19, 2009, 12:26 pm
A very violent film indeed.


NOW NOW GIRLS -


TAGS: bitch girls cat fight play nice
Rating: 2.8/5

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Mark - February 8, 2009, 8:28 pm
Narutarded - I like the way you think.
Narutarded - February 8, 2009, 8:22 pm
Might I suggest: NOW NOW GIRLS... - If you can't play together nicely, at least break out the bondage gear and do it right!


WHAT'S THAT? - My Science Officer and CMO and navigator and Chief Engineer and helmsman are all cooler than me? Hahaha..Sorry, I mean, that I'm the Captain and coolest by default




EMO BITCHES - Still retarded no matter how well everything matches.


TAGS: emo bitches retarded tattoos red head
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by Coberloco

ekaj - July 17, 2009, 7:15 pm
u just failed a gay test
ekaj - July 17, 2009, 7:14 pm
u just failed a gay test
Rasvim - May 11, 2009, 9:48 pm
I see nothing "emo" here, only a hot redheaded chick with nice ink and a nice body. Did he get shot down, maybe?
Eryis - March 23, 2009, 11:35 pm
She looks pretty happy to me....
barockeva - December 10, 2008, 2:07 pm
I would fuck the shit out of her.


THE BITCH - so thats what's been making the funny sounds under my tire




CHICKEN LADY - BUGOK!!!!




JASON VOORHEES - Keeps his ho's in line




UNTAMED -




REGRET -




TAKING A DIRT NAP -


TAGS: if your mattress is over 8 quit bitching and be glad it aint a dirt mound
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 3:50 pm
I suppose that will have to do.
Faceplant31 - June 22, 2010, 3:42 pm
Well we got Timmies who play with their hoses all day and ten we got MO who swim with the fishes or does what ever the coast guard does. Do those count?
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 3:40 pm
Now we just need a Fireman and a waterman!
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 2:41 pm
Dirtman for the win!
Airman - June 22, 2010, 2:39 pm
I had a dirt nap at Cheyenne Frontier Days.. but that was self induced.
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 2:39 pm
Whenever I lose perspective I just go through Haarakkon's posters for a de-motivational refresher. This reminds me of his work. Keep it up.
Cubbybear - June 22, 2010, 2:36 pm
I call it roughin' it. 5/5
Faceplant31 - June 22, 2010, 2:33 pm
Thanks buddy. I like going for the slap in the face feeling rather than the ROR! Thanks again.
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 2:14 pm
I love it! It's a true de-motivational poster. Exactly what this site needs more of. 5L


AMERICA - Where we don't just waste money... We shred it, then sell it.




BREAK UP - She broke up with him beacuse he cheated on her But somehow, calling the other woman a "Bitch" just didn't seem right




I WILL NOT STOP - ...beaching and wine-ing!




GOOD NEIGHBOR ADVICE 1 -


TAGS: john wayne advice bitch motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.86/5

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WestTexRedneck - September 1, 2011, 9:51 pm
the Duke never was one to pull his punches was he.. 5L


YOU COLD HEARTED BITCH... - You killed Bambi!


TAGS: cold hearted bitch killed bambi
Rating: 3.72/5

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Amren - July 30, 2011, 12:15 pm
Bambi = YUMMY!


BITCH SLAP -


TAGS: patton bitch slap
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by ronsart

TheSarge - November 1, 2009, 6:19 am
Combat Stress Control...Patton style!
agdaniele - July 2, 2009, 8:17 pm
If only he was there for Desert Storm; We needed this for the conscientious objectors!!!


JESUS - Gave the best Hand-jobs.


TAGS: stigmatas a bitch but at least there s an upside
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by Mooooooooooooooooooo

gmltwc - September 4, 2010, 2:00 pm
Ha-larious.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 18, 2010, 8:08 am
Of course there are other things, but none so funny and imaginary......except maybe fake internet Lesbians.
TheTrashHeap - February 17, 2010, 9:36 pm
No way! Jesus saves! and copies and pastes!
TheDoc53 - February 17, 2010, 9:34 pm
C'mon guys please..Enough is enough. Aren't there enough other things we can poke fun and have a laugh at than Christ ? I think we can find something else better.
TheTrashHeap - February 16, 2010, 7:15 am
5 lashes nice 1 mooooooooooooooooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 16, 2010, 3:25 am
Something TTH said in the forum.
MrRandom - February 16, 2010, 2:18 am
Someone has to ask this, what thought process lead to this motifake?


VASELINE ® - It'll help make his cellmates be a little less of a pain in the ass.




YOUR MEMBERSHIP APPROVED -


TAGS: bitch club stfu motivational
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by ronsart

DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 4:59 pm
Does me being able to see nips make this NSFW?
Emperor Ché - October 19, 2009, 4:48 pm
Over 3291805000 members world wide!!!!
RONSART - October 18, 2009, 8:42 pm
This is pretty good too!


FAT BITCH - She's Giving Birth To A Turquoise Stone!




BITCH PLEASE - You can't do three swords




BITCH SLAPPED -




YOU ARE SO BUSTED - I told on you for stealing my friends bacon bitch !


TAGS: bacon bandit busted sniveling bitch
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Budog

justme - March 5, 2012, 12:38 pm
she should've stay'd in the kitchen


PRICE -


TAGS: life time female joke shirt quote reward rolex sex bitch priceless
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by giulio

rerun - March 29, 2010, 8:27 pm

wear a "Folex", after you bang her she will tell you she used to be a man.
JLBachs - March 29, 2010, 7:37 pm
Timex maybe...........
slip de garcon - September 21, 2009, 4:16 pm
No Rolex it is then.


TEACHING MANNERS -




ALASKA - Will it ever recover ?




TOM BRADY -




PSYCHO BITCH - Kinda like my ex-girlfriend, but with more clothes on...and a smaller knife....




HOMEWRECKERS - You Bitch!!! I let you into my home and this is how you repay me.




BITCHING -


TAGS: bitch baby cry sad cubby
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Cubbybear - January 15, 2011, 9:39 pm
I always do Mr. Rerun sir.
rerun - January 15, 2011, 7:13 pm

great poster CB, I can see somebody has been reading the "rejection" reasons.
Cubbybear - January 15, 2011, 6:32 pm
Why do i love that "look"? It has BITCH all over it.


SANDWICHES - I warned him that this bitch wasn't going to make them anymore ...


TAGS: sandwiches warned him bitch not
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Budog

MPsniper - June 14, 2012, 5:20 am
ok...now go open the dryer...and fold the clothes.


I AM NOT A BITCH - I just play one in your life


TAGS: not bitch play your life
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - November 20, 2011, 6:34 pm
Looks like someone is about to get their ass bitch slapped !
melissa1125 - October 31, 2011, 4:00 pm
Aaaahhhhahahahahahah... LOVE IT!!


JEBEDIAH DECIDED - the barn raising was over time for some plowing


TAGS: the bitchin bonnets put him over the top
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Airman

ICEMAN - May 18, 2010, 11:41 pm
Time to sow them oats. 5L
GreyScorpion - May 18, 2010, 9:28 pm
5 Rumspringas!!
spacedog - May 18, 2010, 8:47 pm
LOL! 5L.
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:42 pm
5L!!! Buggy style!
Faceplant31 - May 18, 2010, 4:53 pm
ROR!
Airman - May 18, 2010, 4:50 pm
Witness II, escape from PA
Faceplant31 - May 18, 2010, 4:32 pm
I just googled it.. it is him, he was there while someone was shooting somtin?
Airman - May 18, 2010, 4:27 pm
looks a little like him. Not sure
Faceplant31 - May 18, 2010, 4:22 pm
Is that Bam Magera?


THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE - just how special you are about to find out.


TAGS: bitchfest
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by atterse

agdaniele - March 24, 2010, 8:31 pm
Must be Austin, TX. Let's wait til I see the rack before I judge.
R.S.Jake - March 24, 2010, 5:36 pm
You'd think I lived in San Francisco, but I live in Redneck Central! And I don't know how it [email protected], just heard about it yesterday.
CANADA - March 24, 2010, 5:31 pm
R.S.Jake, That's fucked. how did they manage to get that passed?
Derek - March 24, 2010, 5:28 pm
What city do you live in Jake?
R.S.Jake - March 24, 2010, 5:14 pm
True story...our city just passed an ordinance that all public bathrooms are now unisex bathrooms. I suppose I'll be seeing this at the pisser sometime soon.
GreyScorpion - March 24, 2010, 4:47 pm
Yipes!! 5L


SEXISM -




YOUR FIRST THREESOME -


TAGS: niecy nash drunken cougars bitch of a prom date taking lemons and making lemonade
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by suenero

agdaniele - October 21, 2010, 1:41 am
crap


WARNING -




BREAKFAST - Ending marriages for over 100 years




BLEACH - MOVE, BITCH -


TAGS: sosuke aizen bleach anime manga kurosaki ichigo move bitch
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by shinigamisparda

angryceltic - August 31, 2010, 3:22 am
this post suffers from the same fate as all ani-fakes of people not knowing what is going on because they do not fallow the series while i personally get the reference and find it very funny it may not reach others
Claire - August 30, 2010, 7:01 pm
No.
spacedog - August 30, 2010, 6:55 pm
I've read Bart's comment a couple times, this poster a couple times, and still... huh? 2L for whatever Bart seems to see here.
TheTrashHeap - August 30, 2010, 6:50 pm
I don't get this. Anyone care to explain? Maybe i will learn something.
pzykosiz - August 30, 2010, 6:43 pm
it's too bad i don't get it. 1L
Bartimaeus - August 30, 2010, 4:53 am
It seems like a well constructed joke. The ironic dialogue sets up the surprising/humorous turn of events, and the song lyrics change the tone in a way that is pretty funny. I would say this is a solid 4L, but I gave it a five.
culos - August 30, 2010, 4:34 am
I know exactly why I don't like it, won't elaborate though...
Bartimaeus - August 30, 2010, 1:02 am
I'm not sure why, but I really like this one. I hear the song in my head when I read it. 5/5


BITCHES - I just can't get enough.


TAGS: bitches
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

spacedog - March 5, 2010, 11:42 pm
Howl.


DONT MESS WITH SEAN CONNERY -




BACKLIGHT.. - ..Can be a real bitch




GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL! -


TAGS: bitch women angry pms bitter
Rating: 2.48/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

lol - June 11, 2009, 10:38 pm
Shes got that shirt on, yet a fuckin collar around her neck for her to be led around like a dog/slave... stupid whore.
Bazookaman - June 3, 2009, 5:07 pm
Goal of a wife beater: To dominate, control and destroy a woman's finances, Mental Health, Self Esteem and any hope for happiness


BITCH - Betta Have My Money!


TAGS: bitch dog better have my money cash
Rating: 2.07/5

More motifakes by Avrageteen

Krissie - August 22, 2009, 10:00 pm
LMFAO, WTF!!!! that was a great comment....
WTF - June 19, 2009, 11:44 am
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
yeah! - September 10, 2008, 12:24 am
South African Rand! Represent!


HELLO KITTY - Hello Kitty is my bitch.


TAGS: hello kitty bitch
Rating: 2.06/5

More motifakes by NickM406

jazmin - January 2, 2009, 2:00 pm
herro kitty
Bob Chin - December 12, 2008, 12:27 pm
Actually, it looks like she could be Pedobears beotch, seein' how he's betwixt her legs


Dental plan! -




Every 9 Seconds -


TAGS: patience dating google bitch slap
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

MissPriss - August 12, 2014, 8:37 pm
Yep.


FRONTIN -


TAGS: ebonics fake bitchslap yo ass
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - July 15, 2012, 5:47 am
Thanks, bud. I have been mondo busy with the summer season... I swear I need stock in Skippy.
spacedog - July 14, 2012, 11:43 am
Good to 5ee you monkey.
Sho - July 14, 2012, 11:37 am
Totally agree with gas
gas - July 14, 2012, 11:26 am
VERY good one.. 5'd & fav'd


CHANCES - You're more likely to die on your way to buy a lottery ticket than you are to actually win the lottery.


TAGS: now aint life a bitch ticket to hell
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

TheWiceMan - May 21, 2010, 7:27 am
Hah, indeed forseti. It's a bit sad. And thanks
forseti - May 20, 2010, 5:53 pm
that's demotivating. 5 5 5...
TheWiceMan - May 20, 2010, 4:03 pm
Yeah, thats also true. I can write under on that one. And thanks
Faceplant31 - May 20, 2010, 3:59 pm
That or you spend your whole life dreaming about spending the winnings but die before you ever buy a ticket. Good poster wice


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