Bitch Demotivational Poster
BITCH SLAP - And you too could own this look of satisfaction.
DUMB BITCH - Last time she ever makes me a sandwich with beef when I asked for ham
BITCH, PLEASE... - Those Pokeballs with THAT hat?
DARKNESS - What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP
TATTOOS - That's right this baby is more of a badass then you will ever be.
JEW - JITSU - KickAss Kosher Not Spelled.
CHIRP - Bitch!
SPIDER BABIES -
MEOW - Bitch
M I S E R Y - God's way of letting you know you are on the right track.
STUPID BITCH -
BITCH, PLEASE! - A real man can tame even the wildest pussy. Tell 'em, Tarzan!
FETISHES - My ex-girlfriend had a strange fetish. She would dress like a bitch and act like one. 24 hours a day.
BOB - He has bitch tits
FATTIES - DRIVING WITH REAL GEAR -
LOVE TO HATE YOU -
IT'S FRIDAY - Let's party bitches !
WALKER TEXAS WHO? - Bow down to Bruce!
COLD HEARTED BITCH - At least my beer always left me satisfied
FACTS - Wife's a bitch - then you die
RONALD MCDONALD - You want fries with that bitch?
LIFE - YUP And Then You Die
DOES ALBERT WESKER - need to choke a bitch?
NAILED IT -
THIS JUST IN -
DEM BITCHES GO CRAZY - For My Comb-Over
FAT BITCHES - This is what happens when they sit on the bed too fast...
BITCHES - Your bike is one of them too
SORRY PARIS - But the dog is my bitch now !
SIXTH SENSE -
MOTHERS - They are the best role models a little girl can have.
POTS - Calling Kettles Black
screwed over -
NO SEX, NO BJ'S, NO MASTERBATION. - And I better not catch you on Motifake again.
DON'T YOU DARE - ever make a sequel!
BAD GIRLS - Big Girls don't cry they get even
DEM BITCHES GO CRAZY - For My Lawnmower
MOTHER NATURE -
WHOA...HERE SHE COMES - Watch out boy she'll chew you up!
SOMEONE - Seems out of place here, and it's not the guy.
COUPLE FAILING - They're Doing it pretty well.
GETTING OLD - THE FATE OF ALL GREYBEARDS -
BORDER PATROL -
#100---SUCCESS (CESAR MILLAN) -
KILL BILL -
NOW NOW GIRLS -
WHAT'S THAT? - My Science Officer and CMO and navigator and Chief Engineer and helmsman are all cooler than me? Hahaha..Sorry, I mean, that I'm the Captain and coolest by default
EMO BITCHES - Still retarded no matter how well everything matches.
THE BITCH - so thats what's been making the funny sounds under my tire
CHICKEN LADY - BUGOK!!!!
JASON VOORHEES - Keeps his ho's in line
TAKING A DIRT NAP -
AMERICA - Where we don't just waste money... We shred it, then sell it.
BREAK UP - She broke up with him beacuse he cheated on her But somehow, calling the other woman a "Bitch" just didn't seem right
I WILL NOT STOP - ...beaching and wine-ing!
GOOD NEIGHBOR ADVICE 1 -
YOU COLD HEARTED BITCH... - You killed Bambi!
BITCH SLAP -
JESUS - Gave the best Hand-jobs.
VASELINE Ã‚Â® - It'll help make his cellmates be a little less of a pain in the ass.
YOUR MEMBERSHIP APPROVED -
FAT BITCH - She's Giving Birth To A Turquoise Stone!
BITCH PLEASE - You can't do three swords
BITCH SLAPPED -
YOU ARE SO BUSTED - I told on you for stealing my friends bacon bitch !
TEACHING MANNERS -
ALASKA - Will it ever recover ?
TOM BRADY -
PSYCHO BITCH - Kinda like my ex-girlfriend, but with more clothes on...and a smaller knife....
HOMEWRECKERS - You Bitch!!! I let you into my home and this is how you repay me.
SANDWICHES - I warned him that this bitch wasn't going to make them anymore ...
I AM NOT A BITCH - I just play one in your life
JEBEDIAH DECIDED - the barn raising was over time for some plowing
THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE - just how special you are about to find out.
YOUR FIRST THREESOME -
BREAKFAST - Ending marriages for over 100 years
BLEACH - MOVE, BITCH -
BITCHES - I just can't get enough.
DONT MESS WITH SEAN CONNERY -
BACKLIGHT.. - ..Can be a real bitch
BITCH - Betta Have My Money!
HELLO KITTY - Hello Kitty is my bitch.
Dental plan! -
Every 9 Seconds -
CHANCES - You're more likely to die on your way to buy a lottery ticket than you are to actually win the lottery.
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